steve rogers accidentally writing 1941 instead of 2014 on official documents
Potterhead, Dauntless, Hero, Joker, waterbender, Avenger, demigod, Loric, tribute, Division rogue, spidey lover, nostalgic legen(waitforit)dary watermelon loving Gilmore girl
Think of it this way…
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities